This story is a very slightly altered version of an altercation that took place in our work car park this afternoon when some numpty business man who'd parked in our private car park came round to ask us to un-block him! The images may be slightly altered and some of the events below may not have happened exactly as written hehehe.
"A Mr Burgess of Westhoughton, Bolton was yesterday seen assaulting a member of the public over a car parking space. It is said that Burgess, aged 30 something, screamed "Get back before I open a can of whoopass, you good for nothing motherf****r!". Onlooker Zoe Armstrong, of Horwich, Bolton was said to be scarred for life. She recalls "I thought he was going to kill him, it was horrible". Burgess was last seen running from a Tesco store in Bolton, after assaulting an old woman, and stealing toys from a small child."
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