CSI Bolton

Yesterday at work my collegue Tracey reported a shocking crime. She had been in the fridge at lunch time and when she opened her tub of butter it had all gone! A thief was at work amongst us and this couldn't go unreported. An email was sent to all employees to notify the criminal that we were on to them and hopefully to play on their conscience.

This morning when we entered the kitchen it was soon apparent that this email had been taken seriously as the police had evidently been on the scene and the fridge had been taped off for fingerprinting.


Later that day it was reported that there was evidence that the thief had returned to the scene after an obvious attack of guilt at his or her actions. This is what we found within the fridge.


Every single member of staff (12 in all) had been bought a tub of Anchor spreadable and each tub was labelled "For the use of the specified person only" followed by our names. Below is my personal tub!


If only all thieves had such a conscience! The only problem now is that we have nothing to spread our butter on, though Tracey does have a loaf of bread in the fridge...??!!??





CRIME UPDATE!



The thief was caught last night on our office CCTV... red handed! Or should i say, Buttery Mouthed!